tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26290239298627352112012-02-02T13:10:40.612+01:00quando já ninguém necessita de seriedadeKamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-23373008415282650522009-04-11T14:35:00.005+01:002009-04-11T14:39:25.641+01:00<p align="center"><img src="http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/murteiranabo/neth.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-2337300841528265052?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-43413472067931096732009-01-02T02:36:00.002+01:002009-01-02T02:37:58.717+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/justin_pillowdeath.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/justin_pillowdeath.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">shh-shhhh-shhhhhh</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-4341347206793109673?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-36179089771291584432008-12-25T22:10:00.005+01:002008-12-25T22:21:47.928+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SVP4uAsWd1I/AAAAAAAAAB0/4Cv2pghAUbw/s400/kickass.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SVP4uAsWd1I/AAAAAAAAAB0/4Cv2pghAUbw/s400/kickass.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">quase todos recebem prendas e nem fazem anos<br />e este gajo?<br />coitado<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-3617908977129158443?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-48135953918897957882008-08-12T01:38:00.004+02:002008-08-12T01:42:07.860+02:00<div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SKDOFHNImxI/AAAAAAAAABU/3cM9e3foUus/s1600-h/349_cremoso+morando+e+cereais.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SKDOFHNImxI/AAAAAAAAABU/3cM9e3foUus/s400/349_cremoso+morando+e+cereais.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233409354233322258" border="0" /></a>raios<br /></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >comprei yogurte de sabor errado<br />era suposto ser morango<br />e não morango e cereais<br /><br />sabe estranhamente a pipocas de feira<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-4813595391889795788?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-41775782138083932202008-08-03T20:03:00.003+02:002008-08-03T20:18:22.055+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SJX0KvJGtNI/AAAAAAAAABM/RNuMgZDOfhk/s1600-h/lebowski.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/SJX0KvJGtNI/AAAAAAAAABM/RNuMgZDOfhk/s400/lebowski.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230355007551222994" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">assim de repente<br />tive uma ideia parva<br />mas começo a acreditar nela<br /><br />quero ter filhos</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">para ter desculpa</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">para poder voltar</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">a brincar com bonecos</span><br /><br />desculpem, <span style="font-style: italic;">action figures</span><br />...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-4177578213808393220?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-57615269229473667772007-06-08T21:50:00.000+02:002007-06-09T03:51:36.115+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/Rmm6YExriyI/AAAAAAAAAAk/TDn-iAq_01A/s1600-h/dente.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/Rmm6YExriyI/AAAAAAAAAAk/TDn-iAq_01A/s400/dente.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073791377971317538" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">mal posso esperar para tirar estes dentes do cio<br /><br />ando a atirar-me a tudo que se mexe<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">e dar mordidelas sensuais...</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-5761526922947366777?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-58855995836645768702007-06-07T21:44:00.001+02:002007-06-07T21:51:04.684+02:00<a style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/RmhgJ0xrixI/AAAAAAAAAAc/dAtJzSSr4Vc/s1600-h/vinho_mau.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f8N4jTHhyyw/RmhgJ0xrixI/AAAAAAAAAAc/dAtJzSSr4Vc/s400/vinho_mau.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073410702134971154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">deste vinho eu não bebo<br />não não<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-5885599583664576870?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-48249793836887601782007-06-03T21:49:00.000+02:002007-06-03T21:52:17.128+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">olha...<br />bem, eu...<br />ah, uma vez...<br />porra!<br />sou sempre interrompido<br />e no fim de falarem<br />nem perguntam pelo que eu ia dizer<br /><br />a partir de agora<br />vou falar por cima das pessoas<br />o mais audível possível<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">se ao menos tivesse algo de interessante para dizer...</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-4824979383688760178?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-77874879780694700602007-05-23T02:12:00.000+02:002007-05-23T02:21:37.529+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">maldita preguiça esta<br />que me faz deixar a loiça suja<br />amontoar-se pela cozinha fora<br /><br />mas inevitavelmente<br />apeteceu-me uns cereais<br />e lá tive de ir lavar uma tigela<br /><br />agora como lentamente<br />deixando o leite amolecê-los<br />e tentando esquecer<br />o bolor que a tigela continha<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-7787487978069470060?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-19034399089527514502007-05-22T04:31:00.001+02:002007-05-22T04:43:43.111+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">divago muito quando falo<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">mas também raramente falo porque as pessoas<br />interrompem-me constantemente e depois não<br />perguntam do que ia dizer</span><br /><br />mas acho piada<br />encher as pessoas de pedacinhos<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">mmm... como aqueles de morango dos iogurtes líquidos<br />e sabiam que para obter o sabor de morango em vários tipos de iogurtes,<br />usam mais substancias artificiais que nos restantes?</span><br /><br />de informação desnecessária<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-1903439908952751450?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-24056184650118252862007-05-16T06:08:00.001+02:002009-04-28T18:31:11.438+01:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">queria falar duma coisa<br />a coisa do coiso<br />porque sem aquela cena<br />não há aquilo<br /></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />se é que entendes<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-2405618465011825286?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-18421233482803759892007-05-16T05:53:00.000+02:002007-05-16T06:06:52.562+02:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">há pessoas que falam<br />falam demasiado<br />e eu não estou a dizer muito<br />mas sim demasiado<br /><br />e falam sem fazer sentido<br />a queixar-se de quem pergunta<br />que raio querem dizer com o que dizem<br /><br />e como não percebemos<br />fazemos piadinhas<br />sem qualquer mal<br />afinal, somos amigos<br /><br />e tornam-se agressivas<br />e dizem que a culpa é nossa<br />por ficarem agressivas<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">nem pedem desculpas</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">e não aceitam desculpas<br />pelo que tenha sido o que foi<br />que as fez ficar agressivas<br /><br />no fim<br />são este tipo de conversas<br />tornadas discussões<br />que adoraria ficar a ouvir<br />calado com um riso escondido<br />até terminar<br />com um murro meu<br /><br />solução desnecessária para uma discussão </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">desnecessária<br /><br />por vezes odeio <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >não</span> ser agressivo<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-1842123348280375989?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-56373522550792638372007-05-15T17:51:00.000+02:002007-05-15T17:52:04.919+02:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">já me esquecia<br />do quanto bonita é a língua portuguesa<br /><br />de outro modo não me ria do que escrevo<br />já não soava tão idiota<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-5637352255079263837?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-85897855528980523872007-05-11T13:07:00.000+02:002007-05-11T13:12:25.456+02:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">depois de cada festa<br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">volto para casa triste</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">porque vejo todos os outros aos parzinhos</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />e eu para ali a andar sozinho</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">mas desta vez fiquei feliz</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />estavam todos a discutir</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-8589785552898052387?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-54718062603539384722007-05-10T20:21:00.000+02:002007-05-10T20:23:13.123+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">tenho medo de mentirosos<br /><br />não pelo facto de mentirem<br />mas por serem tão bons nisso<br />e parecerem tão simpáticos<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-5471806260353938472?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2629023929862735211.post-79800983753679805782007-05-10T08:27:00.000+02:002007-05-10T08:57:26.436+02:00<span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >não vale a pena<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >eu digo que não alinho numa coisa mas mais tarde ou mais cedo lá estou eu a clicar no botão de </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >join in<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >é aquela mania de querer marcar território em todo o lado<br />felizmente não foi necessário dar uso a fluídos corporais<br /><br />porque também tenho vergonha de urinar em público<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2629023929862735211-7980098375367980578?l=desnecesseriedade.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kamikaze_Tutorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01646266026673898950noreply@blogger.com0